Hey look, I have unlocked a new level of predatory publishing fraud: someone out there is automating so aggressively that they are not just misspelling the title of my article and inventing an affiliation for me: they literally can’t be arsed to spell out my name. Of course, there is no one at King’s with…
Here is another gem from today’s mailbag. They are just taking the piss now.
Empiricism: a slippery slope perhaps, but also one hell of a ride
The other day, I read an article about #ChatGPT simulating understanding by correlating words. Which brought on a painful flashback to that time when I took a course on Luhmann
Everyone is replaceable.So I asked the machine to write a paragraph in the style of me.
When my old twin love anthropology & archaeology called this morning, I did not hesitate for a second. Submitting a two-page article by midnight to release the Upcoming Issue? No problem due to my eminence. Consider yourselves intervened (and the discount availed). And then, as I was still eminent, it hit me like the proverbial…
It looks like my career in cardiology is already over, and urology is so last year. But boys! I’m back in the business of bothering with your bits, buggering your bottoms, and beholding your bollocks. In other words: enough with the ‘b’, I am an andrologist now. Greetings of the day indeed. Thankfully, I am…
My career as an urologist was fun, though it ended all too quickly. But now I have gone up in the world (and the human body): I’m happy to report that I am a cardiologist now, who has already acquired research expertise. Onwards and upwards! “There are sometimes mistakes in receiving emails”
Artificial Intelligence is coming for us, so let’s hide behind Natural Stupidity
ChatGPT. It’s a brand-new technology, so let’s do something silly: the Marx-Weber Rap