ChatGPT is trying to replace me
Everyone is replaceable.So I asked the machine to write a paragraph in the style of me.
Tag: fun
I’m an andrologist, anthropologist, archaeologist, cardiologist cum urologist now
When my old twin love anthropology & archaeology called this morning, I did not hesitate for a second. Submitting a two-page article by midnight to release the Upcoming Issue? No problem due to my eminence. Consider yourselves intervened (and the discount availed). And then, as I was still eminent, it hit me like the proverbial…
I am an andrologist now
It looks like my career in cardiology is already over, and urology is so last year. But boys! I’m back in the business of bothering with your bits, buggering your bottoms, and beholding your bollocks. In other words: enough with the ‘b’, I am an andrologist now. Greetings of the day indeed. Thankfully, I am…
I’m a cardiologist now
My career as an urologist was fun, though it ended all too quickly. But now I have gone up in the world (and the human body): I’m happy to report that I am a cardiologist now, who has already acquired research expertise. Onwards and upwards! “There are sometimes mistakes in receiving emails”
An Ode to Maximum Likelihood Estimation, by ChatGPT. And a sonnet. And a haiku.
Artificial Intelligence is coming for us, so let’s hide behind Natural Stupidity
An epic battle: Karl Marx vs Max Weber
ChatGPT. It’s a brand-new technology, so let’s do something silly: the Marx-Weber Rap
Weekend Wisdom
It’s Friday afternoon, some algorithm surfaced this for me, and I could not agree more. Share with those who need to hear this.
Bots now fully able to replace the remaining human users on Twitter
I’m putting this here for your consideration. In my humble opinion, it is indistinguishable from the original. Probably it is time for us to go back to doing actual science stuff and things.
Automated niche tweets are a thing now
I asked an AI how Twitter relates to the Tannhauser Gate. This is what they told me.
The singularity is not what I expected it to be
Opening an article on the site of a Springer journal, I was presented with this. Enough already, AI. Bloody machines, stop reading my mind.